Santa and Jesus Christ have eternal life
- 1 John 5:12
- Santa is under no threat of death. He is “alive” forever.
Santa and Jesus Christ live in the North
- Psalm 48:2
- Santa lives in the North Pole.
Santa and Jesus Christ are carpenters
- Mark 6:3
- Santa’s workshop
Santa, like Jesus Christ is omniscient – he knows everything
- He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
- Hebrews 4:13
- Proverbs 15:3
Jesus Christ is not bound by nature and neither is Santa Claus
- Matthew 14:25
- Santa is suppose to move through the night unbound by physics.
Jesus Christ is not bound by time and neither is Santa Claus
- 2 Peter 3:8
- Santa is suppose to deliver presents all over the world without restraints of time.
Jesus Christ is believed on and worshipped just as Santa Claus
- John 9:38
- You don’t believe Santa is worshipped? Try telling folks Santa is a fake. You’d get thrown out and ridiculed and HE ISN’T EVEN REAL! And you think people don’t worship him? Parents thought you’d committed the unpardonable sin by telling your kids he doesn’t exist.
- John 12:12 – Jesus Christ is worshipped when people came out to see him just as Santa Claus
Santa is omnipresent just like Jesus Christ
- Matthew 28:20
- Santa Claus is everywhere. At the mall, in the parade, at the shopping center. He’s in Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Florida, Minnesota, Colorado, California, New York, he’s everywhere
Jesus Christ’s coming is celebrated by his believers as is Santa’s
- Revelation 1:13
As Jesus Christ, Santa has:
- White Hair—Revelation 1:14
- Red Garments—Isaiah 63:2
Jesus Christ comes with his rewards as Santa Claus
- Revelation 22:12
Jesus Christ opens a list, Santa’s good and bad list
- He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
- Revelation 20:12
Santa is the Father of Lights as Jesus Christ
- James 1:17
Ho, ho, ho from the north
- Zechariah 2:6